1. Katie had more hair than Lucas.
2: Katie can beat anybody's butt.
3: Lonnie will do anybody's butt.
4: B deck was alot quieter at night before Lonnie came aboard.
5: The only thing Lonnie can't screw is a lightbulb.
6: Inside Katie's head is a brain.
7: Katie never got possessed by an alien.
8: Katie had then smarts not to fall for Luke Skywalker.
9: Lonnie couldn't do anything right on the first try.
10: Katie was smart enough to get a voice-over when she wanted to sing.
